ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry about my life...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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