there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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