I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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