so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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