u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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