what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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