How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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