Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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