can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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