She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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