Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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