Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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