he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it's not cheating when I paid for it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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