Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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