i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
