I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if i died would you start the facebook group?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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