i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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