PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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