i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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