butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I could punch you in the face.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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