Those balls look pretty dangerous.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's never too late to be topless.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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