hotel room ftw
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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