So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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