i just wanna soil my oats bro
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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