She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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