all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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