dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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