I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Panties = found
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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