Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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