He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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