I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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