Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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