She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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