He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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