Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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