yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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