The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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