Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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