And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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