So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
