he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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