How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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