you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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