Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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