i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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