i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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