I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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