at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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