whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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