Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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